Clientcopia: Stupid Client Quotes. You can use this site as a way to make catharsis suggesting a quote, or just for fun, reading them. You can go to Top 20, use the random system or starting with the first or last stupid client quote. I just have one doubt about the quotes: how do you answer things like these:

(client) We need to make a decision between LINUX and JAVA.

user:I deleted my files from my laptop, where did you put them?

Sysadmin: Now, type in your password in the password window.
Client: It does not work
Sysadmin: What does not work?
Client: Every time I try to type my password, only small x'es appear!